Holy shizzle

500 calories a day? Way to be a thinly disguised starvation diet. Also, with the unlimited coffee you have the recipe for a very dizzy person with kerazy heart palpitations. I feel lighheaded just reading the words ‘500 calories a day’.


  1. Boganette says:

    Reading that made me hungry.

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